March 2012
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“Today I interviewed someone who handed me a résumé saying that he’d worked at...”
– Let’s Pretend This Never Happened: A Mostly True Memoir
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Rachel's Head -: Punctuation & Grammar Jokes →
rachelshead:
A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.
A dangling modifier walks into a bar. After finishing a drink, the bartender asks it to leave.
A question mark walks into a bar?
Two quotation marks “walk into” a bar.
A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to…
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I'm a capital letter.
Always making things personal. Always starting something new. Attracting attention. Loud and audacious in large groups. And usage may vary according to convention.
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“If I were the sort of person who sends salacious text messages, which I’m...”
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““There’s two kinds of women—those you write poems about and those you don’t.” ”
– Jeffrey McDaniel (via bookstorecouture)
Actually, the two types of people are those who can correctly use a verb and those who cannot.
(via failingatgrammar)
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“Semi-colons represent love and compromise, bringing two complete clauses...”
– Me (via are-you-a-witch-or-not)
